Funny Redneck Jokes

We all love a good redneck joke, here are a couple of our favorites.

1. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
2. You ever cut your grass and found a car.
3. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
4. You think the stock market has a fence around it.
5. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
6. Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
7. You own a homemade fur coat.
8. Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
9. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
10. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
11. You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
12. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
13. You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
14. Birds are attracted to your beard.
15. Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
16. You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
17. You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
18. You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
19. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
20. You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
21. You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
22. You clean your fingernails with a stick.
23. Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
24. You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
25. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

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Guess the first step is to find a redneck that can get online - hmmm, I suppose that might be our first major hurdle. Well anyway, log on for free and check out the latest in Redneck fashion, trends and teethwear at The Redneck Nation .

The Redneck Nation is a free community where you can view or post your favorite redneck pitchers and movies and even write about some redneck stuff - show off your huntin' dog or your blurred out nascar snapshots. how about a few snaps of the little lady in all her redneck glory? It's fun, free and spelling don't even matter. So get the kids to bed, put out the cat and log on for a Beverly hillbilly good time!